mercoledì 6 aprile 2011

Condoms (and other stuff).


You might know what I'm going to speak about: little pervert growing-up. Of course the topic is "condom", condom in China and condom in Italy. And I'm not going to write about size. Do no be naughty.

Here in China there is the policy of "one child per family". Actually, if both the parents are the only child, they can have two children by pay an extra tax to the government. But not so many family can afford that extra tax.
So, for stay stick to the right number (one child per family) there are two way: not having sex; use condoms or other stuff to prevent a pregnancy.
About condoms, you can buy them everywhere: they are next to the cashier in the pharmacy, at the market and in the cosmetic shop. And if you work for a Chinese company, you get condoms for free from your working place. No matter if you are married or not.
Like, you clock out at evening time, and the girl at the reception gives you a condom; and she is not proposing you an hot date, just doing her duty.

In Italy, there is the problem of lack of born. And, so far, it is not the most important issue, I know…economy, corruption, bad politicians, Lampedusa, Ruby…but today I want to speak about condoms, so…
The Vatican forbids the use of any contraceptive; also condoms, that prevent a lot of diseases too. If you buy them, no matter where (supermarket or pharmacy), you feel, a little bit, like a bad person: someone that is going against the law.

I guess italian people, even they are know as "the best lover", are not doing so much sex.
I'm italian.
And I'm not working for a chinese company.
My life is a disaster.

Ophelia

1 commento:

Epaminonda ha detto...

I know anather way: "impotentia coeundi". I think is used by our president, called "culo flaccido", with his escorts and babies.